Disrupted my cat’s sleep by trying to turn off my alarm.

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Opened my shower curtain too vigorously.

Didn’t feed my cat right away.

Started giving my coffee order while the barista was looking directly at me but was not listening yet.

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Someone hit me with his umbrella.

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Made eye contact with my reflection.

体育投注平台Left the bathroom as someone was entering.

Forgot the word “hi.”

Took twenty minutes to reply to an e-mail.


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Took twenty seconds to reply to a text.

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Got interrupted in the meeting.

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Didn’t know where a street was when an older man asked for directions.

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Wasn’t the hostess when a family of four was looking for a table for dinner.

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Didn’t know who that actor was. Or that one.

Never learned German.

Couldn’t figure out where the bathroom was.

Didn’t want another drink.

Forgot the word “bye.”

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Wrote this.